This makes two interminable shipboard romances. First, Titanic, that cinematic slog-fest that unfortunately boosted the careers of James Cameron and Celine Dion. Now, Anything Goes, the 80-year-old Broadway musical that seems to go on almost that long at the Welk Resort Theatre.
If Anything Goes were a jukebox musical composed of nothing but the songs of Cole Porter— Anything Goes, Youre the Top, I Get a Kick Out of You, Its De-Lovely, Friendship—it would be a pleasant couple hours of tuneful nostalgia. But the book, in spite of the considerable talents of P.G. Wodehouse, Guy Bolton, Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse, is as hackneyed as discarded vaudeville skits. The large Welk cast directed by Ray Limon does its best to inhabit all the overdrawn characters, but the onstage antics, mugging and rim-shot double entendres are so relentless that the production quickly becomes a real wristwatch-checker.
Most of the characters are saddled with cartoon characterizations, but the performers proceed gamely in spite of it. Josh Carr and Rachel Davis portray shipboard lovers Billy and Hope, but the signature performance is delivered by Natalie Nucci in the shows highest-profile role, one made famous on Broadway by Ethel Merman. Nuccis evangelist / cabaret singer Reno Sweeney is smart, sassy and sexy. She handles Anything Goes comedy with just the right wink-wink attitude, and her singing, while not Merman-esque, is still delovely. When the shipboard stage is crowded—and it often is—Nuccis the one youre watching.
Anything certainly goes with Shaun Leslie Thomas turn as gangster Moonface Martin and RC Sands veddy British Lord Evelyn Oakleigh. Were talking free-for-all time. At least they, like the ensemble as a whole, can dance. Director Limons choreography shines most at the end of Act 1, which closes with a fancy-stepping rendition of the shows title tune.
Its no bulletin that Billy and Hope end up together at the end, though the Chinese men-in-disguise gambit that makes it happen is nearly as squirm-worthy as Mickey Rooneys Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffanys. Cultural-insensitivity-induced laughter? Hey, anything goes.
Anything Goes runs through March 23 at the Welk Resort Theatre in Escondido. $36-$66. welkresorts.com
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