Across

1. Offed some dragons

5. "Could have fooled me"

9. Want to do something?

13. Whisky distiller Walker

15. "The Lion King" lioness

16. Bar light

17. Sotomayor associate

18. Breakfast cereal whose original mascot

      was a flamingo (they eventually settled on

      a rabbit)

19. Bit of garnish

20. All of country singer Tammy's money?

23. Sound from an engine

24. Owner of the Joystiq blog

25. Reason why a boy king didn't have to pay to sign up for the contest?

32. Tennessee footballer

33. Legal claim on property

34. ___ deriva (adrift, in Spanish)

35. Letters for browsing

36. Puts in the can

38. Agony

39. Double India Pale ___

40. Have some second thoughts about someone during the post-bachelor party hangover

41. Musician's star turns

42. Motto of many an improv comedy troupe?

46. Battle of Britain grp.

47. Klutz's comment

48. Like a 140-character joke that no one favorited, probably?

55. Reading material for the superfan

56. Warp Zone conduit in Super Mario Bros., e.g.

57. Yogurt-and-cucumber side dish

58. Eye part

59. Pendant shape

60. Bench warmers

61. "Who's ___?"

62. Trendy activity?

63. Madrid miss: Abbr.

Down

1. Playwright who said "Alcohol is the

    anesthesia by which we endure the

    operation of life"

2. Easter flower

3. Burnett on CNN

4. Faucet

5. One who does a ton of work for college

    credit, sometimes

6. Ralph

7. Maker of the $6,800 84 MPG car (I'll believe

    it when I see it)

8. Accountant's data

9. Wayward

10. ___ in (hold back)

11. Away from the office

12. Maze goal

14. Hitsville U.S.A.'s home

21. Chinese principle

22. Unable to decide

25. Bibliography entry

26. Say aloud

27. Best of the best

28. Shutout in football

29. Bad serve in tennis

30. Cartoon boy who gets his own fictional TV show, "Spaceboy Zoom and His Dog, Astro"

31. Consumes

32. Late March weather report

36. Snack food that comes covered in aluminum foil

37. Up-in-the-air no.?

38. Difficult positions

40. Author Didion

41. Top of the line

43. Explorer Shackleton

44. Kind of motel, suitable for quickies

45. This instant

48. Amazon's tablet and phone

49. OS that uses emacs, sudo and chmod commands

50. Save for later viewing

51. Birthstone for some Scorpios

52. Stadium setting

53. Virginie ou Pennsylvanie

54. "___ Lama Ding Dong"

55. Red or pink selection

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