March 28 2016 02:39 PM

Advice on how to be a compassionate step-mom

When I got remarried, I inherited a stepdaughter. At the time, I was happy about this. Though she and my husband had been estranged for many years, I was instrumental in getting them to reconcile. I've come to regret this. She is a rageaholic, spendaholic party girl. She has three DUIs and an extravagant lifestyle that's financially draining her dad and me. Though I have no problem cutting her off, my husband can't say no to his little girl—which has us on opposing ends of a bitter battle.

—Stressed-Out Stepmother

If you had the traditional kind of parasite, you could just put a lit match to its butt.

Welcome to the bottomless hole of wrongheaded empathy—the daddy guilt version of that "bottomless cup of coffee" that (if you ask politely) the Denny's waitress will keep refilling until you finally die in the booth. Obviously, your husband means well. Unfortunately, he's engaging in what's called "pathological altruism." The primary researcher on this, Dr. Barbara Oakley, explains it as an intention to help that actually ends up doing harm (sometimes to both the do-gooder and the do-goodee).

Enabling can feel so right in the moment, Oakley explains—in part because we get something out of it: activation of the same regions of the brain that ìlight upî from drugs and gambling. (Say hello to the "helper's high.") Refusing to "help," on the other hand, is uncomfortable and tends to lead to ugly interactions, like screaming matches if Daddy says no to putting his retirement money into retiring last season's Versace for this season's Vuitton.

Being judiciously helpful takes asking the feel-bad questions, like "What's the likely result of consistently attaching a garden hose to our bank account and washing away any consequences from Princess Partyhardy's actions?" That's a question that should get answered before she gets her fourth DUI—possibly leading to a need for somebody to pick up not only the cost of the fancy DUI lawyer but the pieces of some cute 5-year-old from along the side of the road.

You can keep telling your husband this until your teeth fall out, but because of his emotional ensnarement—along with the fear and anger that you'll try to stop him—he'll probably just fight harder to go along with her little-girl-voiced shakedowns. And though, with your emotional distance, you have a clearer eye on how your step-sponge is playing her dad, there are surely a few rationality-eating emotions bubbling up in you. There's got to be anger (because your money's getting tossed down the drunken-spendy princesshole) and some fear (that you'll end up on a street corner, begging people to drop change into your "World's Greatest Stepmom" mug).

Advice columnists tend to squawk like parrots, "Therapy! Therapy!" (Like that option wouldn't otherwise occur to anybody.) However, in your situation—because you two can't seem to dial down the "bitter battle"—there is an intermediary you should consider engaging: a mediator. (Look for a marital one at Mediation is dispute resolution. It's issue-focused, so it's worlds faster than therapy. (The mediator won't take a month to figure out how you really felt when you were six and you didn't get that cookie.)

Still, it's important to recognize that every problem isn't perfectly solvable. What's essential, however, is the "C-word"—compromise: understanding that you ultimately win by being willing to lose a little. This means accepting that you won't always get the exact outcome you want—which, in this case, would probably involve picking up a time machine at Best Buy so you could go persuade your stepdaughter's mother to have a purse dog instead of a child.

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