For some San Diegans, CityBeat's annual Fiction 101 competition is less an exercise in creative writing and more an excuse to inflict their perversions upon us.

Necrophilia. Bestiality. Incest. You name it, someone's expanded their sick fetish into a 101-word flash fiction and forced us to read it. This year, we figured we'd share the one that grossed us out the most, since clearly some people are into it.

It's foul, just really, really foul.

The author is Rich Walker, better known as the Ocean Beach visual artist and creator of the family-friendly "Man in the Yard", which you can read about here. The scariest thing about his story is that,  as we explained in our 2009 profile of Walker, he really does co-own a bar named Last Call in City Heights.

Without further ado, we present...

The Winkie
By Rich Walker

Being a bartender at Last Call on El Cajon Blvd. I have seen a lot of weird shit. This event is Tip Top! A local street walker came into the bar on a slow night and offered me a Winkie, asking her out of curiosity, she removed her glass eye and began winking at me and said 10 bucks. Without hesitating I cleared the bar, gave her the 10 spot and nutted in her eyehole. I nearly puked when she put her eye back in, the goop flowing down her cheek. Bucket List- check, bring on the lady midget circus clowns.


Calendar

  • Visit one of the 70 participating restaurants, bars, coffeehouses and nightclubs in town on this night and 25 to 50 percent of sales will go to local HIV/AIDS services and prevention programs. 
  • Anthony Bernal and Chris Ward, who are vying to replace Todd Gloria on the San Diego City Council, will discuss urban issues, such as parking, homelessness and new developments
  • The new exhibition designed by Dave Ghilarducci is made from hundreds of rolls of packing tape and bound together by layers of plastic shrink-wrap. Visitors can navigate their way through cocoon-like passageways...
  • The renowned Mexican black and white photographer presents an exhibition exploring the principal themes within three groups: "Bestiarium"," Fantastic Women" and "Silent Natures."
  • Presented by Pacific Arts Movement, the sixth annual mini film fest features 14 film programs from 10 countries that includes everything from docs to romantic tearjerkers. See website for full lineup and...
  • The San Diego County Bike Coalition hosts this monthly bike-in happy hour event to get biking residents involved in their communities and discuss bike projects planned for that specific community
  • Debunk some of the stereotypes surrounding cannibalism at this new exhibition that takes a hands-on approach to the subject. Includes video games and interactive activities where patrons will have to decide...
  • So Say We All's monthly storytelling night features stories about those jobs we took because we had to take a job. Featured readers include Allison Gauss, Annmarie Houghtailing, Cecile Estelle, and more
  • Artists from the all-abstracts group show will talk about their work and techniques. Artists include Edwin Nutting, Danielle Nelisse, Leah Pantea, Lenore Simon, and more
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