Dec. 1 2012 12:00 AM

Goat statue went missing TKTKTK

kava lounge goat
Kava Lounge's goat

Kava Lounge is on the lookout for a missing goat.

This isn't any old goat, mind you. It's an ornate, gold-colored statue of a goat that's long been a fixture at the Middletown nightclub.

Mateo Silva, Kava Lounge's manager, says TKTKTKTKTKTK.

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