Edwin Decker likes music. Edwin Decker likes movies. Edwin Decker likes books. Short books are best, but he'll read long books if he must. Edwin Decker likes sports. Edwin Decker likes games. He likes serious games like poker and chess and silly games like Risk and Monopoly. Edwin Decker likes his family. He really likes being married to his wife. Edwin Decker likes to write. He wrote a book once. It's called Barzilla and Other Psalms. It's a poetry book. Edwin Decker has a website. You should go there.

sordid web 5-14
May 12 2014
When a fat man walks into spin class for the first time, all commotion abruptly stops-like an American backpacker entering the local pub of a rural, English village with a persistent werewolf problem
sordid 4-30-14
April 29 2014
For the latest edition of "Religious Right Winger Says and Thinks Stupid Shit about Atheists and Other Secularists," I present the Rev. Michael Faulkner.
April 14 2014
Forty pounds. That's the amount of weight I've shaved off my torso, ass, thighs and chins. Forty bona-fide, USDA grade-A pounds since late January-just before W. said she was leaving
April 1 2014
Yup, we have yet another "Asinine School Administration Negligently Enforces Zero Tolerance Policy Because the Administration is Asinine" debacle.
March 17 2014
While we're at it, how did eight people with no zoological experience care for several million animals? Whose job was it to shovel the dinosaur dung? Who organized the bingo and shuffleboard tournaments?
March 3 2014
The whole trip down memory lane got me thinking: What other issues have arisen over the years about which I have been embarrassingly wrong?
sordid-web shorty
Feb. 17 2014
What's that you say? "America the Beautiful" sung in Foreignnish? It's an outrage! Or so thought people like Todd Starnes of Fox News Radio
Feb. 3 2014
Now, I've been called a bigot plenty before, but it never bothered me, because, well, I know that I'm not one. Indeed, I have been squawking against prejudice for as long as I've known how to squawk, have...
Jan. 20 2014
I'm sorry, but, no-our pudgy bodies are not "stunning." Not unless I was meeting a gal from after I told her I had "an athletic build" would she be "stunned" by my looks
Jan. 6 2014
So, the question about who should and shouldn't be permitted to marry comes down to one thing: What are those reasons?
Dec. 23 2013
Imagine my delight when I came across a Dec. 9 AP story headlined, "Satanists seek spot next to Ten Commandments monument on steps of Oklahoma's Statehouse."
Dec. 9 2013
As a football enthusiast, I have long abhorred how professional sports culture remains mired in the dark ages of homophobia
Nov. 25 2013
It occurred to me, as I was mulling over these ever-so-uplifting thoughts, that Thanksgiving is not the only holiday that's not been completely square with us
Nov. 11 2013
"This is just nonsense... It is simply not a realistic possibility," said Vatican spokesperson Father Federico Lombardi in response to reports that the Pope might ordain two Irish women as cardinals
Oct. 28 2013
On Oct. 9, Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder wrote an open letter defending the football team's controversial name. It begins-as you would expect-with a lot of lip service to Redskins' devotees
sordid-web shorty
Oct. 15 2013
Apparently, the only people who scored 100 were the mayoral candidates, probably because they all received something called "sexual harassment training."
Sept. 30 2013
And so it goes, when your Favorite Football Team You Like the Best loses the first two games of the season by sucking on levels only seen in quantum vacuums and black holes. And so it goes, today,...
Sept. 16 2013
The reason I'm in favor of marital rules, aside from shared convenience, is to protect myself from the numerous and blatant hypocrisies of my marriage
Sept. 3 2013
However, the fact that he is (allegedly) a creepy, goofy, molester-nerd is not the reason I believe him to be unfit for office. Rather, it's because-as a card-carrying creepy, goofy molester-nerd-he didn't...
July 23 2013
I am truly astounded by the outrage over the George Zimmerman verdict. I watched much of that trial and it was pretty obvious, pretty quickly, that Zimmerman would not, and should not, be convicted.


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