Edwin Decker

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ed@sdcitybeat.com

Edwin Decker likes music. Edwin Decker likes movies. Edwin Decker likes books. Short books are best, but he'll read long books if he must. Edwin Decker likes sports. Edwin Decker likes games. He likes serious games like poker and chess and silly games like Risk and Monopoly. Edwin Decker likes his family. He really likes being married to his wife. Edwin Decker likes to write. He wrote a book once. It's called Barzilla and Other Psalms. It's a poetry book. Edwin Decker has a website. You should go there.


Stories by Edwin Decker

Welcoming the ants

Why it's important to stop misusing the word 'coward'

Author Edwin Decker Date 11/10/2009
Snobs

Who died and made you the Brewmaster?

Author Edwin Decker Date 10/27/2009
Indoctrination Outrage Theater

Like cholesterol, there is good propaganda and bad propaganda

Author Edwin Decker Date 10/13/2009
The Sword of Deadline-ocles

Is it wrong to write about writing about your writing?

Author Edwin Decker Date 09/29/2009
Shinus perfectus

How to establish and maintain a quality Music Festival Buzz

Author Edwin Decker Date 09/15/2009
Consolation clichés

What you should never say to a person who’s suffering

Author Edwin Decker Date 09/01/2009
Are you a creep?

Breaking the douchebag code

Author Edwin Decker Date 08/18/2009
Tourism versus kids

Debunking, once and for all, the ‘for the children’ argument

Author Edwin Decker Date 08/04/2009
Childless couple

Top 10 reasons why I don’t want children

Author Edwin Decker Date 07/21/2009
Patriot music

Song suggestions for your next Fourth of July barbecue mix

Author Edwin Decker Date 07/07/2009
Of retarded retards

‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that Scarecrow!’

Author Edwin Decker Date 06/23/2009
The McMarriage

Why traditional American weddings suck crackhead balls

Author Edwin Decker Date 06/09/2009
Global boiling

Seeking more alarming terms for ‘climate change’

Author Edwin Decker Date 05/26/2009
Idiot or asshole

Examining the feud between Miss California and Perez Hilton

Author Edwin Decker Date 05/12/2009
The definition of definition

Why it doesn’t matter what the traditional meaning of ‘marriage’ is

Author Edwin Decker Date 04/28/2009