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Illustrations by Carolyn Ramos

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Sometimes you are being hunted in open water by a man-eating shark. Other times, like today, you’re walking around with no idea that a shark is going to eat you tomorrow. Read more

Astrologically Unsound

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Illustrations by Carolyn Ramos

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Is it better to carry the tray you know you can balance, or try to show off and end up with shattered porcelain all over the floor? Read more

Astrologically Unsound

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Illustrations by Carolyn Ramos

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): The past goes back forever and the future never seems to end, so consider yourself lucky to live in the present, but that will be over pretty soon. Read more

Astrologically Unsound

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Illustrations by Carolyn Ramos

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Forget everything you thought you knew about armadillos this week. Nothing against armadillos, it’s just probably not going to come up. Read more

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20): They say no good deed goes unpunished. Why don’t you try doing a good deed for once and find out if that’s true or not? Read more

Astrologically Unsound