Astrologically Unsound



I don’t know what to say to you Tauri. I give you good advice from the stars every week and you refuse to listen. Fine! Suit yourselves. You’re on your own. more

Nov 27, 2017 3:18 PM Astrologically Unsound

You will receive some startling news regarding an inheritance. If you don’t, then it was probably sent to your spam folder. more

Nov 13, 2017 11:23 AM Astrologically Unsound

You are absolutely right that the mind is a muscle that has to be exercised. However, playing chess is probably a better idea than getting intentionally arrested just to see if you can plan an elaborate prison break. more

Oct 30, 2017 12:16 PM Astrologically Unsound

It can be so frustrating when you walk into a room and forget what you’re there for because you were distracted by a monstrous figure in the shadows heaving with labored breaths. more

Oct 16, 2017 11:04 AM Astrologically Unsound

Your lucky number this week is my ATM pin number, which, unfortunately, I cannot reveal to you for reasons of personal and financial security per the instructions of my financial advisor. more

Oct 2, 2017 1:03 PM Astrologically Unsound