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Libra (September 23 - October 22): When you look back on your life this week, some things may stand out as uniquely special. Unless you go to an aquarium, in which case you’ll just confuse it for the other times you went to an aquarium. more

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Libra (September 23 - October 22): Always remember: Big people talk about ideas, medium people talk about things, and very small people talk about how they can get away from the mouse that is chasing them. more

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Libra (September 23 - October 22):  It is a truth universally acknowledged: that moving your arms really quickly while maintaining the same slow pace while walking across the street is the polite thing to do. more

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Libra (September 23 - October 22): When someone tells you they have a cold it is just common courtesy to say, “yeah, it’s been going around,” even if no one knows if that’s true or not. more

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Your life can be filled with nothing but joy so long as you take extreme pleasure in being judgmental and harboring secret resentments. more

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