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Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Don’t fret if things take a long time. The Colorado River is a Taurus and look what it went and did to Arizona. more

Jun 26, 2017 4:12 PM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): What is there to do now that you have drunk every wine, sampled every cheese, and watched every conspiracy theory YouTube video? more

Jun 13, 2017 4:13 PM Astrologically Unsound

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): This week you will buy a scratcher and win $100. If you don’t win, then I was only joking. more

May 30, 2017 3:24 PM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus: Play Tetris before you go to bed and dream of it all night. Same mantra as last week, “Flood my brain with the good chemical.” If you can manage to avoid the specifics of reality, then Heaven really is a place on Earth. more

May 17, 2017 12:20 PM Astrologically Unsound