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Aries (March 21 - April 19):  The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but what if there is a mountain in the middle. What then!? Do you have to tunnel through?? more

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20): I hear you. You’ve got to spend money to make money—yeah, I’m familiar with the saying, but does it have to be my money? more

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Aries (March 21 - April 19): Buddy, you have really done it this time! You ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time. You’d know what I was talking about if you hadn’t awakened in the body of a lizard. more

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Aries (March 21 - April 19): When they say look both ways before crossing the street, please remember they don’t mean up from your phone and then immediately back down again. more

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You will undergo a great transformation this week, and whether it will be good or bad will depend entirely on whether or not you think you look good with singed off eyebrows. more

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