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It can be so frustrating when you walk into a room and forget what you’re there for because you were distracted by a monstrous figure in the shadows heaving with labored breaths. more

Oct 16, 2017 11:04 AM Astrologically Unsound

Your lucky number this week is my ATM pin number, which, unfortunately, I cannot reveal to you for reasons of personal and financial security per the instructions of my financial advisor. more

Oct 2, 2017 1:03 PM Astrologically Unsound

Why do I even try with you people? I tell you to be careful, and you go right ahead and ignore me. more

Sep 19, 2017 12:40 PM Astrologically Unsound

In the absence of fear, there is a sense of security. In that security, you are sound asleep and a porcelain doll’s head is turning silently toward you in the night. more

Sep 5, 2017 1:30 PM Astrologically Unsound

The armadillo has an excellent defense against deadly predators, which is that it is too cute to harm. This week you should verify things you read with a second reliable source. more

Aug 23, 2017 11:12 AM Astrologically Unsound