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Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Like wet clay, you can be remade again and again. And also like wet clay, you are leaving a thin film of grime all over everyone who comes near you. more

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Your favorite song from a musical says a lot about you this week. Of course, the thing that speaks the most damning volumes is that you like musicals at all to begin with. more

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week, you will give up and accept that you don’t remember why you went into the room. Of course, when you turn around to leave you’ll remember. more

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Be like the noble termite: working hard everyday in spite of never being recognized for your good efforts because they’re all extremely destructive and mindlessly selfish. more

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Aries (March 21 - April 19): There are many interesting things about being alive, none of which you will miss out on by taking the extra two seconds to choose a shampoo and conditioner instead of a 2-in-1. more

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