Astrologically Unsound



Gemini (May 21 - June 20): The process of learning is its own reward, but that won’t help you feel any less humiliated when you walk into the glass door you thought was automatic. more

Feb 19, 2018 4:21 PM Astrologically Unsound

It’s time to follow your dreams and construct a crazy straw that is so long and crazy that by the time you finally get a sip of your ice-cold beverage, it’s room temperature. more

Feb 13, 2018 5:22 PM Astrologically Unsound

Aries (March 21 - April 19): Starting off a crossword puzzle with the wrong answer will set you out on the wrong path, but at the end of a day, who cares? It’s a crossword puzzle. more

Feb 5, 2018 8:49 AM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): The world can be a terribly difficult place for dreamers… which means things are probably pretty easy for you, huh? more

Jan 22, 2018 4:49 PM Astrologically Unsound

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): You know how they say you catch more flies with honey? Boy, doesn’t that seem to be true. I mean just look around: flies as far as the eye can see! more

Jan 8, 2018 4:05 PM Astrologically Unsound