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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): Asking the stranger next to you to watch your things when you go to the bathroom never has any impact on what happens next, but sometimes it helps to pretend. Read more

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): The universe is made up of billions of little critters doing their own critter things. This means it’s perfectly acceptable, maybe even necessary, to do whatever little critter things you like. Read more

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): You don’t owe anyone your attention, or your time, or your friendship, or your consideration. But if you’re my friend Martin, you still owe me $43. Read more

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18): You might think you’re doing something sort of illegal but it will turn out to be extremely illegal. Like when Hobby Lobby tried to buy trafficked artifacts…. from ISIS. Read more

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): Sometimes the most fun part of the rollercoaster is reading all the warning signs and getting so scared that you’re going to die that you don’t even go on it at all. And that’s fine. Read more

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