Fall is here, the weather's getting cooler, and that means I'll be seeing a lot more stupid headgear at El D's “Dub Dorado” on Wednesday nights. I thought the whole “spirit hood” trend went the way of the stegosaurus. Can clubs please start banning them? Some advice to my soul-patch brother here: Looking like hipster Elmo might get you a rub-and-tug from a P.B. chick, but it's never, ever fashionable.