So your inner punk vocalist is chomping at the existential bit? If you're going to do it, do it right. How about belting the Descendents' “I'm Not a Punk” with Greg Hetson (Bad Religion), Eric Melvin (NOFX) and Derek O'Brien (Social Distortion, BB King, everyone) and bassist Steve Soto (Adolescents) backing you up? Punk Rock Karaoke is built on such nonsense-you, the punk rock king or queen, and a band of genre titans. Here's the way it works: get there early (8:30pm) and sign up with your punk song of choice. When they call your name, make like Darby Crash and let loose (intelligibility optional). It's a chaotic free-for-all, at times clumsy and at times brilliant.