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Christin Bailey

Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Whether or not it benefits you, it is important to recognize and acknowledge the hard work of others. So lets go ahead and give a round of applause to the termites out there eating our homes. more

Dec 12, 2017 12:16 PM Astrologically Unsound

I don’t know what to say to you Tauri. I give you good advice from the stars every week and you refuse to listen. Fine! Suit yourselves. You’re on your own. more

Nov 27, 2017 3:18 PM Astrologically Unsound

You will receive some startling news regarding an inheritance. If you don’t, then it was probably sent to your spam folder. more

Nov 13, 2017 11:23 AM Astrologically Unsound

You are absolutely right that the mind is a muscle that has to be exercised. However, playing chess is probably a better idea than getting intentionally arrested just to see if you can plan an elaborate prison break. more

Oct 30, 2017 12:16 PM Astrologically Unsound

It can be so frustrating when you walk into a room and forget what you’re there for because you were distracted by a monstrous figure in the shadows heaving with labored breaths. more

Oct 16, 2017 11:04 AM Astrologically Unsound

Your lucky number this week is my ATM pin number, which, unfortunately, I cannot reveal to you for reasons of personal and financial security per the instructions of my financial advisor. more

Oct 2, 2017 1:03 PM Astrologically Unsound

Why do I even try with you people? I tell you to be careful, and you go right ahead and ignore me. more

Sep 19, 2017 12:40 PM Astrologically Unsound

In the absence of fear, there is a sense of security. In that security, you are sound asleep and a porcelain doll’s head is turning silently toward you in the night. more

Sep 5, 2017 1:30 PM Astrologically Unsound

The armadillo has an excellent defense against deadly predators, which is that it is too cute to harm. This week you should verify things you read with a second reliable source. more

Aug 23, 2017 11:12 AM Astrologically Unsound

Stressful week? Take your mind off things by picking up a good book, ideally a heavy volume like a desk dictionary, and knocking yourself unconscious with it. more

Aug 7, 2017 9:52 AM Astrologically Unsound

Be like the limestone and let pressure harden your millions of little skeletons into an unfeeling, sedimentary mass. Wait, don’t do that. more

Jul 25, 2017 6:10 PM Astrologically Unsound

Now is a great time to try something new, like following the California drought water usage recommendations for once in your greedy life. more

Jul 10, 2017 3:12 PM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Don’t fret if things take a long time. The Colorado River is a Taurus and look what it went and did to Arizona. more

Jun 26, 2017 4:12 PM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus (April 20 - May 20): What is there to do now that you have drunk every wine, sampled every cheese, and watched every conspiracy theory YouTube video? more

Jun 13, 2017 4:13 PM Astrologically Unsound

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): This week you will buy a scratcher and win $100. If you don’t win, then I was only joking. more

May 30, 2017 3:24 PM Astrologically Unsound

Taurus: Play Tetris before you go to bed and dream of it all night. Same mantra as last week, “Flood my brain with the good chemical.” If you can manage to avoid the specifics of reality, then Heaven really is a place on Earth. more

May 17, 2017 12:20 PM Astrologically Unsound

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