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Edwin Decker

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ed@sdcitybeat.com

Edwin Decker likes music. Edwin Decker likes movies. Edwin Decker likes books. Short books are best, but he'll read long books if he must. Edwin Decker likes sports. Edwin Decker likes games. He likes serious games like poker and chess and silly games like Risk and Monopoly. Edwin Decker likes his family. He really likes being married to his wife. Edwin Decker likes to write. He wrote a book once. It's called Barzilla and Other Psalms. It's a poetry book. Edwin Decker has a website. You should go there.

I really loved Edwin Decker's Dec. 24 "Sordid Tales" column, "Oh Satanism, how you disappoint me." He's a very intriguing, talented, entertaining and humorous writer. I look forward to reading more of his work and will check out his website... more

Letters to the Editor

On this episode of STP we have The Silent Comedy who will talk about their big tent evangelist roots, riff on the Home Depot and debut a new song exclusively for STP. We'll also read and discuss the Sordid Tales column about the controversial... more

Podcasts

On this episode of Sordid Tales: The Podcast, the staff yuks it up among themselves because their guest - a big time hollywood movie actor - cancelled at the last minute saying something about car troubles. Also, a new Drunk Thoughts, new Bad... more

Podcasts

On this week's episode of Sordid Tales we welcome Willow Decker, long suffering wife of Ed Decker, who recently commandeered his Sordid Tales space in CityBeat to retaliate after years of being an unwilling target of his articles. She will sh... more

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On this episode of STP we have Mike Sager - the bestselling author and award winning journalist formerly of The Washington Post, Rolling Stone and currently writer-at large for Esquire. His article "The Devil and John Holmes," served as inspi... more

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Fresh off their European tour with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, we have the band Transfer in the studio! Also another installment of "Drunk Thoughts," "Ask Sordid Tales Your Dumbass Question," and "The News with David Patrone, The World's Onl... more

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On this episode we feature "Lobster" Bob Major - the psychic developing, dead-people-talking, paranormal hypnotherapist extraordinaire - on whom we try to call "bullshit" for his alleged metaphysical abilities. Also, The News with David Patro... more

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My friend Larry is a formidable Scrabble opponent. We're usually pretty even, but the last time we played was a holocaust. more

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I've been trying to work on this column all week but it's difficult to concentrate with a dragon tearing up your house. Actually, I finally got some work done because the dragon was unconscious on the couch for a while. But I knocked over a... more

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They took Mrs. Bloomingberger today. I was washing a rack of dishes and could see through the kitchen window as the Support The Troops Police marched up to her apartment, bashed down the door and dragged the poor old gal away. They said she... more

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So this April 20, when you and your friends are packing that first, celebratory bowl of the holiday, please remember to sprinkle a few pinches of shake on the ground to honor a local hero of the 4:20 movement. more

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In his Foxnews.com book adaptation, DeStefano declares, “Atheists today are the most arrogant, ignorant and dangerous people on Earth,” then builds his case in three sections, which I will now demolish with the wrecking balls of logic. more

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The Bush administration’s true motives for war may never be known, but it was never about 9/11. It was justified by a smorgasbord of lies, cooked up by Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld and served to us on a platter with the help of Powell and Rice. more

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By now readers have probably heard that some districts are threatening to suspend students who participate in school walkouts to protest permissive gun laws—a phenomena which is spreading through school districts nationwide via social media. more

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Best to stick with innocuous, un-pointed questions like, “See any good movies lately?” or “Have any hobbies?” or “What’s your position on ferret prohibition?” more

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Even if there are a few, say, Christian ladies out there who might consider giving this grumbling old skeptic a chance, a quick Google search of the question, “Should Christians date atheists?” more

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I have encountered some cockamamie comments about the #MeToo movement thus far, but the one made by Susan Stamper Brown is easily the cockamamiest! more

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“Hey Grampa?” asked Dimwit, the second eldest of the young’uns, “Was there a time that it wasn’t OK to say Christmas?” more

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Knowing what we know about human nature, mob mentality, opportunism and the current culture of the chronically outraged—it is a virtual certainty that innocents will be sucked into the cyclone. more

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Our Oath is garbage especially when you compare it with other country’s oaths. more

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As odious as the Harvey Weinstein sexual harassment scandal has been, there is reason to rejoice yet. more

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Ever since former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick—and other NFL players—began kneeling during the national anthem to protest the mistreatment of African-Americans, I have observed three basic types of reactions from those who were offended. more

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It was two years ago when W., my ex, began the online proceedings for what is called a walkaway divorce. more

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Whenever I encounter people who think they know something about God’s intentions—I like to play a game I call the “If It Were True, Then What Does That Say About God?” Game. more

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My cold, black-hole hatred of Sheriff Joe Arpaio is so fathomless, it took several hours to decide upon the words with which to insult him. more

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I mean, fer sufferin’ succotash, can we get real about the Civil War? Some argue it was more about states’ rights. However the state right they wanted most was the right to own people(!) so, nice try Boo. more

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It’s just so irritating. Not only does he communicate almost entirely in adjectives, but the only adjectives he uses are meaningless superlatives that inflate everything to a preposterous pinnacle. more

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“Enough!—of the institutionalized bigotry that bushwhacks our Constitutional rights on a daily basis. Enough!—having to fear for our lives simply because we choose to walk down the street hand-in-hand with our lovers! Enough! more

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I’m sure you have heard about the controversy surrounding Stephen Colbert’s anti-Trump tirade he unleashed last week on The Late Show. more

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There is just something about these blustery, macho, self-empowering, nuance-free and logic-impoverished catchphrases like “No Regrets” that you see on some people’s shirts, hats, posters and bumper stickers that really make my eyeballs roll. more

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